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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Conservatism Is A Social Disease

Although, I don't want to even bring it up in an attempt to make the new page look new, still. But, the reverberations of 2004 have come upon us. Being the colassal mess that it was, I feel like this one can only be better. It was the year that Bush won (again, but also for the first time). When conservatism won over liberalism and changed our whole lives. But, the freaks are still here and we won't go away, it takes more to make us react. Anyone who refers to themselves as a conservative, it means that they have something to hide. Whereas, liberals want liberation and openness because they don't want to hide. Conservative stay reserved and don't succumb to thier human instincts. For example the conservative anglo-saxons deterred the burp as an act of the savage and rude. However, in pre-colonialist liberated Africa a burp was a sign of fulfillment. Now, the reality is a burp is the body's way of releasing air to make room for digestion. You know what I am saying. Liberals are humans, conservatives are robots.

There is no pride in calling oneself conservative:

Conservatives imprisoned, and still do, many women.
Conservatives killed Galileo because he said the earth was round
Conservatives condemned Ray Charles, Elvis Presley, The Beatles
Conservatives killed single woman for witchcraft
Conservatives lynched and murdered many slaves for wanting to read a book
Conservatives destroyed gay literature, earsed gay history
Conservatives bombed abortion clinics
Conservatives still refuse to give alternative families the right to exist
Conservatives created all religious wars
Conservatives are hipocrites
Conservatives created plutocracy and hated democracy
Conservatives tried to stop greats from Ghandi to Madonna
Conservatives are boring
Conservatives fund drug trade but stand against it
Conservatives are dictators
Conservatives impose thier religion on other
Conservatives were responsible for the Crusades, World War II
Conservatism breed imperialism
Conservatism gave rise to capital punishment and torture
Conservatism tried to rid the world of art
Conservatism is the bane of every society

Be Free. Be Liberal. Believe what you believe but don't force anyone to anything.

Do whatever, as long as you don't hurt anyone and let people make thier life choices for themselves.

This list explains who made 2004 a mess, I don't completely agree with thier choices (like, Michael Jackson and others), but it is almost accurate and fun.

When the pope was angry that Madonna was going to perform in Rome in her blonde ambition tours, which features homoerotic acts and a masturbation scene, he demanded to be there to make sure everything went according to his conservative ideals.

Madonna said: "If the pope wants to see the show, he can buy tickets like everyone else."

Another Madonna quote: "Is sex dirty? Only if you don't take a shower."


Music: Justify My Love - Madonna

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